PENIS

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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i heart wiener

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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the guy below me is gay

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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