- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Golf.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Adam Sandler.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Women's Basketball.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

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