- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Black people

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Hi colton

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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