Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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