- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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