what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Windows Vista

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

steves legs

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

pubic lice.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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