I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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