What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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WNBA

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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