What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Your Mom

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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