- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.