- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why Because

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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