You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Jacob Edwards has friends.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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