whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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shut up

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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