Women's rights.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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