How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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The WNBA.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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