Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

women's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Amputations.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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