There is a car full of black people.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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