Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

I'm gay. Great me too.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

a little girl gets raped

Banana(s)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Go away.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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