Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

who farted? umm........that guy.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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