What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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