Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What break when you talk?

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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This joke isnt funny.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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