- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Penis in a box.

Knock knock Come in!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Time flies like a banana.

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