What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Anti jokes.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Poopsack Jones

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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The Economy

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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