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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Water, please.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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