- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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