Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Women's rights.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Jewish People

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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This is not Will Smith.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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