When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Hey Caleb.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

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