Rock mattress.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Anti Joke

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