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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A man farted. Another man walked away.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

baby seal walks into a bar

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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