did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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a black father

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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