- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

i hate you.

What should I name my dog?

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

what do you call a cup?... a cup

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

womens rights!

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