- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

ollie is a fag so are you

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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