why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Penis in a box.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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