- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

haha.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did you say? I don't know.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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