Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

want to go home? yea

People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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