Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Golf.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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