Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock knock Come in!

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

yo mama so fat she's fat

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Black people

sweaty black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

where do the women go? the womanarium

An asian walks out of math class

Women's rights.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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