dead babies

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Tacos

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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