Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

Josh kissing a girl

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Nickelback.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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