where do the women go? the womanarium

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

penis

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

pubic lice.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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