“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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