Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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God.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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WNBA

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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American healthcare.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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