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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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