Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What is 69? A two digit number.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Mmmmmmm Lemons

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the bunny eat his food

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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