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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Knock knock Come in!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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kennah campion... being nice

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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