Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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