The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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penisface

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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No

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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