your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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ur mother

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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