Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Yo mama so fat she died

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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9:11 make a wish

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W.N.B.A.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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