- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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