Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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God.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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WNBA

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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HTML

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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pubic lice.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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