When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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My butt!!!!

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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