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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

My butt!!!!

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Ben Colbert is gay

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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