Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Knock Knock Good one...

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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