"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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