why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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