Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

steves legs

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Gadaffi

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

. Deez nuts Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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