- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

No.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Hi colton

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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