- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Adam Sandler.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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