Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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go go gadget

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