- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Your mum is dead

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Knock Knock Good one...

A ginger rapping.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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