- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into your mother.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A man walks into a bar.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Yo mama so fat she died

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

I LIKE TURLES.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

God.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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