Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Sea World Japan.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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