OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

whats better than shoes feet

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

lewis bedford

W.N.B.A.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Knock knock Come in!

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A homeless person dies.

I LIKE TURLES.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

I love boobs

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Josh kissing a girl

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Don't rape me!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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