Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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penis

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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