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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Haha

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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hi

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