How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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you are gay

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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