Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Covietz has a large penis

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Black people

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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jack shine has boobs

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Women's Rights

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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I am really good at math debating

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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