What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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