Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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God.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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WNBA

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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