- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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