- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

jack shine has boobs

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What time is it? 10:58

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

WNBA

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Black people

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??