- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Carlton

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

I like boys!!!!! CC

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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