Noah is Smart.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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this website...

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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