Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Penis jokes.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A horse walks into a bar...n

you are gay

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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