What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Pickle!

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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