- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

I like boys!!!!! CC

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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