Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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