I met a man today. His name was John.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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