"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is brown and sticky?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Hi poop!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What do you find....... there's a..........

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

james schmitt whats your last name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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