I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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