Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A bar walks into your mother.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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