Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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