A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

I love boobs

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Exactly what?

Josh kissing a girl

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Dozer has a soul

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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