"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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drugs.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Haha pizza

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Women Drivers.

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