- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

I dislike old people.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

My sister has to take a dump

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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