Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Real jokes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Pickle!

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

arse

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

your all shit at jokes

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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