Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Men's rights.

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