An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Google Doodles

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Write your own

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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your momma's an antijoke

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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