Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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fart

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Oliver's friends

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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