Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Women rights.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

9:11 make a wish

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What is 69? A two digit number.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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