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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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