What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Kate

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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