What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Y2K

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A van drives into a car.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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