- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Women's Rights

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Benevolent villain.

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