Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Laura Pratz..

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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