Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

An Irishman stays home

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

...and I'm a Mormon.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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