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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

jokes r dumb

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Hello

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the bunny eat his food

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

two fish are in a tank.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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