What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Obamacare!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Jewish People

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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kennah campion... being nice

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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