What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What do you find....... there's a..........

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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