Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Indeed.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the chicken cross the road.

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

you wanna hear a joke? no

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

sweaty black guy

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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