Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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This is not Will Smith.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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