Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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