- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Chaney is a dumb b****

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

beiber i straight

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