Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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