- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Nickelback.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

penis

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

I don't get it

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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