Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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