jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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beiber i straight

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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women's rights

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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