Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What comes after "Q" R

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock Knock Good one...

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