a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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