- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call Obama? - the president

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

tim tebow is a great quarterback

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

God.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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