whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Hi poop!

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A van drives into a car.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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