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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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