- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

womans rights

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Indeed.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

the WNBA

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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