- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

This is not a joke.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

marble

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

The WNBA.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What's white and horny? A unicorn

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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