Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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An Irishman stays home

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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beiber i straight

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Bing

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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