- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

It's your mother, open the door.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Indeed.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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