Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Jewish People

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

your all shit at jokes

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What time is it? 10:58

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Knock Knock. Go away!

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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