That's what he said.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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