A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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SPAMS!!!

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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suck my dick.

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My sister has to take a dump

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throbbing slobber

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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That's what he said.

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Haha pizza

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