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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

...Jack Vale

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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