yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

ur mother

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

The geese of Growmore

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

I'm gay. Great me too.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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