Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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You're so straight!

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I am black.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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The WNBA

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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this website...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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