gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A ginger rapping.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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