what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

beiber i straight

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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hi my name is? joe

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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