Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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you are gay

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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