Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Herman Cain

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Penis

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A fish walks into a bar

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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