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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

a banana

Indeed.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

The jets are a good team..

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A joke

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

S.O.P.A

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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