- Anti Joke

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What does a man like. food.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Mexicans working in an office

I have no joke. u mad?

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What's funnier than 24? 25.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What does a man like. food.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Mexicans working in an office

I have no joke. u mad?

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What's funnier than 24? 25.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

69

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?