Slavery

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Obamacare!

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Dead babies.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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