The WNBA

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Mmmm, donuts

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

this website...

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

9/11

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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