Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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womans rights

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Kim Kardashian.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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