How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A scottish man having fun

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

black people. that is all...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

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