How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Penis

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Slavery

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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anus soup

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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