What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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nice shorts.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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That's what he said.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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