- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Whats long and hard? a pole

That's what he said.

nice shorts.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Robin, get in the car.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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