Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

28

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

sixty....eight.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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