Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Well, this is fun.

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gays

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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