A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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johann grayson being liked

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Dead babies.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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