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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Miscarriages.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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