The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Myspace

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why....... Because.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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