- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Brittney Spears

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

The jets are a good team..

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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