- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A baby seal walks into a club.

sixty....eight.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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