How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Women's rights

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

blubber vaginass CC

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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