whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Slavery

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

your life

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Lacrosse

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +22

i am predestal

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops