What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A Jew returns change.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Hitler

Guess what? SHADAP

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Water, please.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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