Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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i fondle myself every night....

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Anti Joke

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