what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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SAY

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Exactly what?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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A ginger rapping.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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PENIS

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