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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A bar walks into your mother.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

How do you leave a man in suspense...

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Nickelback

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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