What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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I am black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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The WNBA

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