Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

I won the game.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Anti jokes are funny

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Women's rights

josh simpson has cancer

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Penis

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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