A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

The jets are a good team..

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Benevolent villain.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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