What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A fish walks into a bar

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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