what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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nice shorts.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Real jokes.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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