- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Benevolent villain.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Three men walked into a metal pole

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Hitler

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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