- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A black guy walks in to a bar.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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