How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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