Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Hello world

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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