- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Niko isnt a mexican douche

nice shorts.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

That's what he said.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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