Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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your all shit at jokes

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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hahaha

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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SAY

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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