I had a dream I watched Inception.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Women's rights.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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