- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Your life That's the joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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