What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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i am predestal

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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