How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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gay marriage.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What is Jason? Black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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