A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Oliver's friends

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

This is not Will Smith.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

minorities

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Women's Golf

womans rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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