How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hello world

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Anti Joke

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