- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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