One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Myspace

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Anti Joke

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