What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Josh kissing a girl

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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