Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Lacrosse

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What is Jason? Black.

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No.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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