What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's 9 +10 19

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

An Irishman stays home

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A scottish man having fun

What time is it? 10:58

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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