- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Scott

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

minorities

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

hahaha

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

womans rights

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??