What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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dildo

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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