what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What is Jason? Black.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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gays

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knock knock come in

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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