Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I hate you.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Haha pizza

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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