- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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