knock knock come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A man buys free health care...

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