- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

womans rights

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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