- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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