What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's 9 +10 19

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Brett Farve

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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