- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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